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in the immortal words of socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

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Apr 19 2014 4:02 pm

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Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

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Apr 19 2014 4:02 pm

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me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

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Apr 15 2014 3:40 pm

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I am so done with messing with people that don’t have a job or a car…..

Probably just done with people in general.

I have a job and a car and nobody’s ever messed with me

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Apr 15 2014 2:55 pm

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look at this .gif and tell me you didnt just forget about everything thats been going on today

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Apr 15 2014 6:21 am

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I need dis

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Apr 15 2014 6:20 am

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Apr 15 2014 6:17 am

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Apr 15 2014 5:47 am

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what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

Or get it all over your face and various other body parts

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Apr 15 2014 5:47 am

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i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

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Apr 15 2014 5:34 am

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